Thursday, January 20, 2011

Conquered. Well, in the kinda- sorta kind of way.

So, Liam's been off work for a few weeks, and I've been, well, in school and working. So somehow his super-human dad skills took over and he braved the screaming and fits of potty training. Aside from the few meltdowns I was privy to, he felt the brunt of the most of it- holding Micaela on the potty, not letting her have a pull-up, letting her nap in her underwear.

And somehow, someway, he did it. And she did it. And I basically got to stand by and let it happen. (And work. And go to school. I still get to grumble.)

And now she pees in the potty, or the toilet, depending on her mood. And we drive to town without any accidents, and she uses the toilet at other people's houses, and she still gets to wear the pull-up at night. (Thank God, because- well- really.)

And now my child is almost 2 and a half and almost completely potty-trained.

It was that easy :) (Do NOT tell Liam I said that).

Onto the next nemesis- the soother. C'mon super-human dad skills!

Monday, January 10, 2011

My nemesis- potty training.

I hate this topic. My child is smart. She knows her alphabet, she speaks in full sentences, she can count to thirteen... twenty with a little help.

But she can't use the potty.

Correction: She WON'T use the potty. Instead, she opts for the "hold it in until nap-time (or bedtime) when Mommy or Daddy puts a pull-up on me" method. No joke. This child doesn't have accidents, she doesn't pee on the floor or in her pants. Nope, she knows not to do that. "I don't want to pee in my panties". She's got it down.

So what are our options? Tonight was the first time in weeks, I think, that she was actually having trouble holding it in. At about 6pm she asked for a pull-up, which usually comes out between 6 and 630 for bedtime. When we said no, she got really upset. She said she was hurting and she had to pee, but she refused to pee in the potty. After a solid 20 minutes of trying to have her pee on the potty, she lost control and peed, partially in her underwear, partially on me as I put her on the potty, and the rest in the potty.

We praised and brought out the stickers, but when bed time came, and we put the (expletive) pull-up on, she emptied her bladder in it immediately.

I'm afraid we're going to have to throw the pull-ups out altogether and nighttime train at the same time as we daytime train.

And I don't wanna!